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Questions

  1. What is this site about?
  2. Where are the hot women waiting to show me a good time?
  3. Your last sight promised humor and innovative irrigation design! What gives?
  4. What the deuce is a woolymuffin?
  5. Why is this site rarely updated?
  6. I want more pictures....give me more pictures!

Answers

Q: What is this site about?
A: Its about freedom of lunacy, about not having to brush your teeth after every meal, about taking the last cookie in the jar because 12 cookies just wasn't enough. Its about committing to procrastination and randomness. Its about hype with no content to back it up. In a word, it site is about miscelaneousness.
Q: Where are the hot women waiting to show me a good time?
A: Uh.... wrong site buddy, but stay tuned, I'm sure... uh... Look! A three-headed monkey!!
Q: Your last sight promised humor and innovative irrigation design! What gives?
A: You want humor?!? I'll give you something to laugh about!
About the innovative irrigation design though... sorry, that's my bad, I was just trying to bring in new blood to the website. Its called target marketing, but I guess it backfired on me again. :(
Q: What the deuce is a woolymuffin?
A: If I knew, do you think it would be a convoluted woolymuffin? If it really bothers you its a.... uh.... type of.... uh.... flooring.... tile? yeah...
Q: Why is this site rarely updated?
A: Do you know how long it takes to update a web page by tapping two wires together from a wire I dug out of a wall in the cell at the insane assylum? Almost as long as it takes to read a page by putting the other two wires in my mouth to taste the 1's and 0's.
Q: I want more pictures....give me more pictures!
A: This isn't really a question, thus all I can say is that we at the Official Convoluted Wooly Muffins Website aren't very photogenic... or clever... in fact we more or less just make random stuff up and hope no one sues us.
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suzuri, 05:01 UTC, Sat 17 of Mar, 2007: Sooo... How about that local civic group or roller derby team?
martha, 19:52 UTC, Mon 02 of Oct, 2006: No fair, I was in Fresno, I couldn't respond!
suzuri, 21:55 UTC, Sat 23 of Sep, 2006: I'm moving again. I only shout it out here for tradtion's sake. *grin*
martha, 21:00 UTC, Thu 29 of Sep, 2005: VERY LOUD NOISES!
suzuri, 19:35 UTC, Wed 18 of May, 2005: two, too, to, tu...they sound so alike....
suzuri, 19:34 UTC, Wed 18 of May, 2005: Curse the half hour lunch that is fourty-five minutes two short for me to sink my teeth into forum posting! It is my nemisis and my antithisis! I who am chaos incarnarte use fould terms to decry this bloody abuse of my need for income!
suzuri, 17:42 UTC, Tue 08 of Feb, 2005: So. looks like I may be moving south...interview is on Friday. yay.
martha, 06:46 UTC, Wed 29 of Dec, 2004: What words from yonder mountain speaks?
suzuri, 00:48 UTC, Wed 10 of Nov, 2004: I need a new bike.
martha, 22:38 UTC, Fri 05 of Nov, 2004: You think Runescape is bad, you should try this new Tic-Tac-... something game. I think I've played for 85 hours straight now.