Hi! Today we'll be making Martha's Boiled Red Potatoes. Its a great one course meal for developers too busy to pay attention to what they eat.

First, you'll need some red potatoes. They're also called "new potatoes" since they're harvest early in the season. Reds have thin skin and especially tender meat. Since the skin is so thin, you can leave it on when you eat it for extra vitamins. I prefer to find small ones, between the size of a baseball or golf. If you have larger ones you can cut them in half so they cook all the way through.

Next, put the potatoes in a pan and add water until it covers all the potatoes by about an inch. Put the pan on the stove on high and bring the water to a strong boil.

Now forget all about it. Go read a book or call your mother. I like to get back to developing code. The more distracted you can get the better.

If you have a smoke alarm or bird warning system like I have, they will let you know when your meal is ready. Otherwise you can just wait until the stench of smoldering roots wafts into your area. By now your potatoes should be a charcoal black putting out gray smoke.

I made this earlier using the same techniques. I also added some garnishing to mine in a bid to rule the galaxy with the help of some dark side. Yes, I can feel the hatred with in you... good....

Well, until next disaster, I'm Martha and you're still not on fire.

The End.